The human penis I have preserved in a lil’ jar. I say “lil’” to crack myself up, as said penis belonged to someone who liked to tell people he was humongous in size when in reality his pecker resembled a maggot.
Modern Family would be so much better without Manny. He makes everything sound so scripted and robotic, plus his acting is so false and exaggerated. He was in an episode of iCarly - obviously he belongs THERE, not on comedy brilliance. GAWD GET OFF MY TV YOU FAT LITLE BOOB OF LAMENESS.